Score: 10

"Instantly my favorite episode."

submission: Cat Face 18

date: December 30, 2009

I'd also like to throw my hat in the "fuck hopeofunuverse" ring. What a BENDER.

Score: 10

"Ah, Cat Face..."

submission: Cat Face ep.17

date: December 30, 2009

Newgrounds wouldn't be the same without it.

Score: 10

"That was f*cking beautiful."

submission: |~Snow Snow For Lucy~|

date: December 30, 2009

Easily one of the best things I've seen on Newgrounds. No doubt thiis'll be in the portal history.

Nothing but win.

Score: 10

"Wicked."

submission: Madness Combat 5.5

date: November 23, 2009

Nice to see that the stars of MC 9 (if I'm correct in saying it was them) have their own background. Two new players...

Oh, and as a response to Dr4g00n's review several spaces below mine, I can't help but address some of his points; 1) None of the reviews below your own had any of the words "epic, super awesome, wtf, rofl" in them. The scores were reasonably varied as well, so your theory that they were all pretty much the same can go through the window. 2) It's not a "dumb story", it's a practically non-existant story. This is exactly why it's called Madness, man. 3) People with madness pics giving good reviews is nothing unusual. It's just fans giving positive feedback. Nothing special. And I havn't seen any "cock joke" pics.

Score: 10

"Such a shame..."

submission: Sonic VS Super Sonic 3

date: October 30, 2009

I always thought this little fan-made series was pretty neat. It's such a shame to leave it without even a conclusion.

If motivations what you need, but you hate the new Sonic, then look back on the old one. Play the original game, or watch one of the TV series' you may or may not have liked. That's kind of what I did when I wrote a novella loosely based off of Final Fantasy VII. It works.

Anyway, you'd be doing us handfull of die-hard fans of this little side project a good favour. Just one short episode that sums shit up would be good, so long as it's made by the original animator that is you.

Score: 10

"Anybody who whines that it's too fast & complex..."

submission: Madness: Rising

date: September 24, 2009

... Is a big PUSSY - and a little bitch - who needs to get their eyes sorted out.

I usually don't write reviews unless I have something suggestive to say, but dude... this was awesomely awesome! Did you use some sort of super flash program, or are you just super yourself? Or both?

Either way, this animation is completely FTW!

Score: 10

"Dis animation be legit..."

submission: !!! 2 LEGIT 2 QUIT !!!

date: September 1, 2009

So don't you quit.

Score: 6

"Irritating..."

submission: Escape from CampHostility

date: August 10, 2009

On the second play part with the bird, you hit an obstacle when you get within a meter's distance of it. Unnecessarily difficult.

Score: 5

"A bit dissapointing, really."

submission: Super Briefcase

date: August 5, 2009

I mean, you look at the title and then read the first sentance of the author comments, and as soon as you reach the word "bombers" you interpret that you will be using a bomb-proof briefcase to protect form falling bombs. But unfortunately, that's not really the case, is it?

It takes forever for the briefcase gauge to charge up, and I only ever used it once - and even then simply to see what it was like. Also, the ability isn't even to useful - it only protects from bombs landing on your head. Explosions from the side from those big one-hit-kill bombs can still get you. I got well past 700,000 points or so by the time I actually gave up before I got properly beaten, and never had to really use the super briefcase ability to survive. This all pretty much ruins the point of the title.

To include the briefcase more, perhaps you should remodel it so that (this is just a base suggestion) maybe the character could be standing on a damaged floor in a building of some description, and had to use the briefcase to stop the bombs hitting the floor, otherwise the floor would collapse and he would plummet to his death. Or maybe make it so that he's constantly running away from the bombers, and you have to alternate pressing up and right so that he alternates between holding the briefcase above his head to protect form falling bombs and holding it in front of him to protect from explosions slightly ahead of him, or people running in the opposite direction, or something...

In fact, I wouldn't mind controlling the briefcase itself. A Super Bouncer remake springs to mind... but that would be a little easy, wouldn't it? Oh I don't f*ckin know - your the animator/programmer, you do something.

Oh, and er, for the sake of reviewing this game for what it actually is, I found it was only slightly addictive, got boring quickly and was un-replayable after one death (motivation-wise).

Score: 0

"It's just... very, very biased."

submission: The PS3 Song!

date: July 22, 2009

Don't get me wrong - although I'm a PS3 owner, I like both consoles (let's be honest, right, there's hardly any difference between the 360 and PS3 when it comes right down to it). This was irritating to listen to, though, in a sort of "Do you have any real point to make?" sense. Most of it really was just your opinion in a song with no for-PS3 facts taken into consideration.

The only thing you said that may be taken from facts & figures was the thing about the PS3 being more expensive - which is contridicted by the fact that, depending on how long you have a 360 & have it online, the price for a 360 will eventually exeed it's original price.

And yes, I did read the "THIS ISNT TO DO WITH MY OPINION!!!" part. Personally, I don't believe that one bit. On the off chance that it is true, however, think of this as directed at the "Anti-PS3, XBox-orgy" people who watched this.